Week 30 ASTORIA

Attendance:
Rob O’Reilly
Ted Alexandro
Max Lance
Dan Allen
Scott Rogowsky
Jim
Steve
Frank

MVP:
Max Lance

Recap:
In several 4-on-4 games, a team comprised of Ted, Rob, Steve and a quick younger kid named Jason was nearly unstoppable. Their teamwork, combined with Ted’s shot and Jason’s speed, won 3 games in a row. Once Dan Allen came to the court, delayed by getting back-ended (and also getting into a car accident), Ted’s team still won against the Goliath of ABA. But Dan was not happy, and took out his vehicular aggression during the final game. The poet comedian caused the same result he does at most comedy shows, upsetting half the people there. With the help of the speedy Max Lance, who’s “flying backboard shot” was working all day, Dan’s squad broke up the dynasty.

I’ve decided to assign animal spirits to the regular ABA players.



Max Lance = Flying Squirrel (because of his flying backboard shot




Dan Allen = Giraffe (He’s tall, skinny, blonde, and eats vegetables



Moody McCarthey = Cougar (There’s nothing flashy, but he gets the job done)



Jay Oakerson = Baby Bear (He’s large man who’s very nice)


Keith Alberstadt = Hyena (Nice/laughing on the outside, but a killer within



Neil Potter = Bald Eagle (He’s a leader and has great vision. And oh yeah, he’s American



Ronnie Khalil = Camel (He’s Arab



Rob O’Reilly = Fly (I have more than two eyes. Plus, I’m ugly and smell like shit



Jon Fisch = Injured Kitten

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