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13 Blowouts Games (180-79) and Stats

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

 

It was day of slaughter or be slaughtered. Each team had an Achilles Heel that was only vulnerable to certain teams. Think Mega-Man (circa 1990):

Each team could be represented by a Robot Master.

Fire Man: Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen
Strength: Three-point ability, rebounds, Moody’s left hand
Weakness: 2 out 40 three point attempts

Ice Man: Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List
Strength: Aldous’ tenacity, Bargatze’s fade-away, List’s perimeter shot, Kareman’s defense
Weakness: Lack of three point shooting, Joe “Pukey McGee” List (see Boulger)

Bomb Man: Fisch, Hirshon, Boulger, Jason
Strength: Fisch’s spaz power, Hirshon’s uncanny ability to ride Fisch’s coat tail, Boulger’s penetration
Weakness: Fisch’s sweat, Jason’s inability to pass, Boulger staying out late with List

PLAY OF THE DAY:
Allen’s profile three point shot.

MVP:
Julio (????)

NO INJURIES

GAME 1
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen (15-13)
Fisch, Jason, Boulger and Hirshon 

GAME 2
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List (15-6)
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen 

GAME 3
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen (15-3)
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

GAME 4
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen (15-2)
Fisch, List, Boulger, Hirshon 

GAME 5
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List (15-2)
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen 

GAME 6
Fisch, Hirshon, Boulger, Jason (15-10)
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

GAME 7
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List (15-5)
Fisch, Hirshon, Boulger, Jason 

GAME 8
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List  (15-9)
Bergman, Moody, Boulger, Allen

GAME 9
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason (15-8)
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

GAME 10
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason (15-9)
Bergman, Moody, Boulger, Allen 

GAME 11
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason (15-10)
Boulger, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

FINAL GAME
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason  (15-2)
Bergman, Kareman, Boulger, Allen

No one knows what Hirshon is smiling at.

 
 

Game Week 24 | ASTORIA

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006

Attendance:
Jon Fisch
Dan Allen
Big Jay Oakerson
Oakerson’s friend (Luis)
Oakerson’s friend (Dave)
Rondell
Andy Campbell
Jeremy Schachter
Ted Alexandro
Max Lance

Players with Most Consectutive Wins (5):
Fisch, Allen, Rondell, and Dave

Injuries:
None.

Highlights:
Fisch suggested they break up the Power Four to make the teams fair. Campbell was appalled by this offer and refused to be intimidated by Fisch’s Potter-esque tactics. The opposing (0-5) team finally brought the dynasty down on the sixth game.

It must also be noted that there was a slight mismatch with Fisch covering Lance. Although Lance has proven himself as a tenacious player with tremendous amount of speed and endurance with an occassional three-pointer shot and the ability to penetrate the lane, he simply was not big enough to play Fisch. Someone on the sidelines remarked, “Why is Frodo playing Gandalf?”