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3-on-3, 5-on-5 and 4-on-4

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

In Game 1, there was a collision between Denver’s Dan “The Tick” Soder and Dan “Mr. Burns from The Simpsons” Allen. Allen’s elbow is slightly fucked up but he might be able to play this Sunday.

Fisch and List were confused at Comix when they heard Allen’s joke, “I only attract girls who find Skeletor sexy.” Fisch and List agreed that Skeletor isn’t a logical choice because although he is a “skeleton”. He’s more muscular than Allen will ever hope to achieve.

The day started with a 3-on-3 tournament.

Game 1
Aldous, Bergman and Allen beat McCarthy, Hirshon and Soder (16-8). Bargatze, Shaki and List beat local Astorians Jason, Ronnie and Nick.

Game 2
Aldous, Bergman and Allen beat Jason, Ronnie and Nick (15-7). McCarthy turned on the heat and scored 14 points to help his teammates Hirshon and Soder beat Bargatze, List and Shaki (16-4).

The games then morphed into 5-on-5 full court.

Game 3
Aldous, Bergman, Allen, McCarthy and Nick won (19-12)

Game 4
Aldous, Bergman, Allen, McCarthy and Nick won again (19-12)

The games then became 4-on-4 half-court.

Game 5
Hirshon, List, Bargatze and a local Astorian won (16-13). (Note: Possible Vanderbilt graduate Bargatze modestly claims he scored 14 of those 16 points.)

Game 6
???????

Game 7
Aldous, Berman, Allen and McCarthy came back and won the final game (19-12)

Posted in Brad Aldous, Dan Allen, Dan Hirshon, Dan Shaki, Dan Soder, Joe List, Matt Bergman, Moody McCarthy, Nate Bargatze | 3 Comments »

13 Blowouts Games (180-79) and Stats

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

 

It was day of slaughter or be slaughtered. Each team had an Achilles Heel that was only vulnerable to certain teams. Think Mega-Man (circa 1990):

Each team could be represented by a Robot Master.

Fire Man: Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen
Strength: Three-point ability, rebounds, Moody’s left hand
Weakness: 2 out 40 three point attempts

Ice Man: Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List
Strength: Aldous’ tenacity, Bargatze’s fade-away, List’s perimeter shot, Kareman’s defense
Weakness: Lack of three point shooting, Joe “Pukey McGee” List (see Boulger)

Bomb Man: Fisch, Hirshon, Boulger, Jason
Strength: Fisch’s spaz power, Hirshon’s uncanny ability to ride Fisch’s coat tail, Boulger’s penetration
Weakness: Fisch’s sweat, Jason’s inability to pass, Boulger staying out late with List

PLAY OF THE DAY:
Allen’s profile three point shot.

MVP:
Julio (????)

NO INJURIES

GAME 1
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen (15-13)
Fisch, Jason, Boulger and Hirshon 

GAME 2
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List (15-6)
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen 

GAME 3
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen (15-3)
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

GAME 4
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen (15-2)
Fisch, List, Boulger, Hirshon 

GAME 5
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List (15-2)
Bergman, Moody, Nick, Allen 

GAME 6
Fisch, Hirshon, Boulger, Jason (15-10)
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

GAME 7
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List (15-5)
Fisch, Hirshon, Boulger, Jason 

GAME 8
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List  (15-9)
Bergman, Moody, Boulger, Allen

GAME 9
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason (15-8)
Aldous, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

GAME 10
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason (15-9)
Bergman, Moody, Boulger, Allen 

GAME 11
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason (15-10)
Boulger, Kareman, Bargatze, List 

FINAL GAME
Julio, Hirshon, Fisch, Jason  (15-2)
Bergman, Kareman, Boulger, Allen

No one knows what Hirshon is smiling at.

 
 

Posted in Brad Aldous, Dan Allen, Dan Boulger, Dan Hirshon, George Kareman, Jason (Astoria local), Joe List, Jon Fisch, Julio (Comedy Cellar), Matt Bergman, Moody McCarthy, Nate Bargatze, Nick (Astoria civilian) | 2 Comments »

Game Week 28 | MANHATTAN

Sunday, July 16th, 2006

Attendance:
Potter
Allen
Gurnell
Devito
Seymour
Wali
Shasha
Cody
Scott
Cobb
Nate

MVPs:
Devito and Seymour

Arguments:
In game four of seven, Devito brought his team back into the game with four consecutive three point shots but somehow the opposing team managed to pull of the win. Rumor has it that the opposing team shaved off points from Devito’s team to seal their victory.

Other Observations:
Potter and Allen were not pleased with their four wins and three losses. When paired together they normally deliver a powerful force. Something was missing and it was mediocre at best.

Everyone felt better about themselves as they watched Allen make a “fast” break-away for the final basket of the game. Someone said it looked like Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell) doing an impression of Gandalf as he slithered side-to-side slowly down the court, came to a dead stop and pogo-sticked jumped straight up and made an easy lay-up.

Posted in Cody Hess, Dan Allen, Gurnell, Nate Bargatze, Neil Potter, Nick Cobb, Ray Devito, Sasha, Scott Rogowsky, Seymour Swan, Wali Collins | 1 Comment »